Life Explained

Author Unknown

  

A large portion of the world accept and believe the fact that the universe was created in a span of 7 literal days, and on the 6th day of the creation week,  land animals and humans were created.

What the authorities and experts have never bothered to tell the general public --  therefore, most people are totally unaware is. . . when the first male and female dog were created, they were given a life span of 25 years to sit all day, watch everyone who approaches or walks by, and bark at anyone they desire.    But the first dog couple said, “. . .25 years are way too long to just sit all day, watch and bark at anyone/everyone who approaches or walks by.  We want 15 years only. . ."    And so, the dogs' life span was shortened by 10 years.  That is why dogs generally live to 15 years more or less.

The same is true with the first male and female monkeys, they were also given a 25-year life span to do tricks to entertain and make humans laugh but  the first monkey couple said,  ". . .25 years are way too long to do tricks to entertain humans and make them laugh.   We want 15 years only. . ."

And so, 10 years were taken from the monkeys' life original life span.

And the first male and female cows were given a 65-year life span to work the fields, produce calves and milk as food for humans, but the first cow couple also said, “. . .65 years are way too long to work, produce calves and milk as food for humans.   We want 30 years only.”   And so, 35 years were taken off from the cows' original life span.

Finally,  when the first male and female humans were created, they were told:  “Enjoy life and everything on Earth -- eat, play, sleep and do whatever you desire.   For this, you will have 15 years of life.”

The first human couple said, “. . .15 years are way too short to enjoy all the wonderful things created and made for us.   We need at least 70 years. . .so why not add to the human life span the cows' 35 years, the monkey's 10 years, and the dogs' 10 years which were taken from them?"

And surprisingly, the first human couple's request was granted.     And that is why. . . 

• for the first 15 years of life, humans generally just eat, sleep, play and enjoy themselves;  and
• for the next 35 or so years, they produce kids and work hard to feed and support the family.  

Then. . .

• for the next 10 years or so, when the grandkids start coming, humans make a fool of themselves by doing monkey tricks to entertain and spoil their grandkids;   and finally
• for the last 10 years or so of life, most humans generally just sit around, watch life pass by and other people pass away,  and "bark" if they are still able to do so. . .until they themselves finally die.

-Contribution by Ralph