8:00 a.m.: I made a snowman.
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8:10: A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
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8:15: So, I made a snow woman.
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8:17: My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
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8:20: The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
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8:22: The transgender male-turned-female person living next to the gay couple asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
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8:25: Some vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food, it is not proper to decorate snow figures with.
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8:28: Someone called me a racist because the snow couple is white.
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8:31: The Muslim gent across the road demanded that the snow woman wear a burqa.
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8:40: The Police arrived saying someone called and had been offended.
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8:42: The feminist neighbor also complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
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8:43: The City Council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
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8:45: The TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
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9:00: I was on the TV News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
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9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by Social Services.
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9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
There is NO moral to the story. It is what today's society has become.
-Contribution by Ralphm
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