Jan 6, 2019

It Snowed Last Night … So . . .

 8:00 a.m.:   I made a snowman.
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 8:10:    A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
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 8:15:    So, I made a snow woman.
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 8:17:    My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
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 8:20:   The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
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 8:22:   The transgender male-turned-female person living next to the gay couple asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
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 8:25:   Some vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose,  as veggies are food,  it is not proper to decorate snow figures with.
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 8:28:   Someone called me  a racist because the snow couple is white.
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 8:31:   The Muslim gent across the road demanded that the snow woman wear a burqa.
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 8:40:  The Police arrived saying someone called and had been offended.
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 8:42:  The feminist neighbor also complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
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 8:43:  The City Council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
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 8:45:   The TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women?   I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
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 9:00:   I was on the TV News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
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 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices.   My children were taken by Social Services.
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 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.
 
 MORAL OF THE STORY:

 There is NO moral to the story.    It is what today's society has become.

-Contribution by Ralphm

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